Dirt Stick

The Slab Stick, finally at an affordable price. It's taken years to get to this point but I've finally developed the perfect method and material to deliver a quality tool to people that want to pay as little for a tool as they possibly can. 

The Dirt Stick starts as finely homogenized dirt mixed with thoroughly filtered sand and clay. I then add soil for additional thickness, along with some crushed up pebbles for extra stability. After that I shape and cut the shape of the tool and bevel the tip. This simple process combined with easily accessible materials necessary to craft these enables me to offer this tool at the lowest I've ever been able to.

*DISCLAIMER - THIS IS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE.

By purchasing this item you acknowledge you will not be receiving an actual tool, but instead a bag of dirt and some stickers.